And so, efforts had clearly been made to give My Massive Cock some thought and gravitas. Or part of Bonnie) and Andy, who planned and executed a threesome without us learning much more about anything except that it’s difficult to watch television and take notes for a review when your eyes are watering so much.īut Channel 4’s Truth and Dare season’s self-declared remit is to return to the broadcaster’s radical roots and original aim of saying the unsayable and giving voice to the voiceless. Then there were Bonnie (a rare female size queen), her partner Tommy (7.5in long BUT making up for it with a 7in girth. I’ll let you know when I examine it again later, as the life-size replica he made of it and plonked on the pub table is something I will see every time I close my eyes for several days to come. “I’m a shower,” he said, shyly, of the 9.5in of schlong clearly visible through even the most carefully designed pants and thrown into even greater relief by the fact that Joe himself was 5ft 6in tall and weighed – well, I think it was less than his penis, which was literally thicker than his forearm. There was Joe’s, which could not have been more specific if he’d tried. Sometimes they are about small penises, more often about large, but they are all essentially flippant, cleaving to the underlying point-and-laugh formula that has served the British public so well in matters of sex generally, and genitals specifically.Īnd my God, there were some specific genitals in My Massive Cock. They appear with what I consider to be intriguing frequency on all channels, suggesting that commissioning editors and/or film-makers have questions unanswered and insecurities they have not yet overcome (be braver, boys! Or go to therapy!). My Massive Cock seems at first to be following in the un-fine tradition of penis documentaries.

That, it turns out, is the least of the poor man’s problems. “I do get lightheaded when fully hard,” says Matt. But most of the contributors come in at (I told you – just pardon them all, else we’ll be here all day) around 9.5in and Matt and Andy’s are each 10.5in. ‘For women, the feeling of being desired is like an orgasm, so having and making communication about desire is vital.How big is your penis? Average? Largeish? Big? Ah – but is it documentary big? The entry point – and just pardon the puns from hereon out – for qualifying for shows like My Massive Cock (the latest addition to Channel 4’s Truth and Dare season celebrating the channel’s 40th anniversary, though they style it My Massive ****) seems to be 8in (erect, for the avoidance of doubt). Address the situation honestly and tactfully, expressing your feelings and concerns, then focus on understanding each other’s perspectives and be receptive to feedback. ‘To remedy an awkward oral experience in your relationship, open communication is key. Sex expert, Dr Limor Gottleib, tells .uk: ‘Facing a partner’s rejection for sex can be unsettling, and can often trigger doubts about one’s desirability but it’s crucial to understand that the issue may not be related to attraction.

Oral sex can make people feel particularly self conscious (Picture: Getty Images/Image Source)Īfter seeing the classic tips online about eating pineapple to make you taste sweeter – of which there is no actual scientific proof – she took to the social media forum in hopes of some tips.īut how can you remedy such an awkward sexual experience? Most of us have had one at some point or another, even though sounds, smells and fetishes are nothing to be ashamed of.

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